2003-07-31 - 1:09 p.m.

You Can't Give Yourself a Blowjob

Or so they say. I've not really tried, but I have thought about it. Oh come on! Most of you have too. If you haven't, you will.

Anyway, on bad advice I tried giving myself a hair cut last night. I fucked up. Big time.

Short after which I jumped into my car and asked the hair cutters to fix it. So now my already short hair is even shorter.

The only comment I got was when I walked in to work today, Redwood said, "Going for a Gary Oldman look again, huh?" Curious I looked at some images of Zorg and realized, that Oldman had more hair than I did in those images.

The good news is my hair will be just as long in about 6 weeks. But the bad news is I learned there is a reason people pay others to cut their hair. So like blowjobs, you really can't cut your own hair.

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